Sunday, November 11, 2007

Go Ahead And Get Your Coffee, This Here's A Long One

When we moved to Hawaii from California this summer it was with the full knowledge that we would be leaving behind some things we hold dear and true.

Yes, our families and friends top that list. Of course.

But other things, like Target, In-n-Out, and Trader Joe's, we realized, could soon be replaced with island equivalents (or near substitutes).

So now we have Price Busters, Yummy Korean BBQ, and Don Quijote. (I'm still swooning from my first visit to that last one, by the way.)

What threatened to become more of a Substantial Loss, however, was not having baseball in our lives. Particularly not watching the Dodgers. And particularly not going to live games.

So you can imagine my glee when I realized that Dodger games were still easily viewed on TV here in Honolulu. (I know, I know, Hawaii's still the United States, but you can't count on catching a Dodgers home game when you're in New York, right? And 3,000+ miles in the opposite direction doesn't really make them the "local" team now, does it?)


I was still able to sing out with a "Goodnight, Vin!" to Vin Scully after he sent out his signature "Goodnight, Everybody!" at the conclusion of each Dodger telecast. All was right in the world.

(And let me just say here and now for all time and eternity that there are few things that sound more like HOME to me than the sound of Vin Scully calling a Dodgers baseball game. I'm so gonna collapse on the day that gentleman passes on.)

Then things took a really cool turn when our friends told us they had some extra tickets to see the boys of the Hawaii Winter Baseball League do their stuff on a warm, summery night -- in mid-October.


So we went. And had a fantastic time watching live baseball.

It was, in a word, CHARMING.

As we pulled into the parking lot of Waipahu's Hans L'Orange Field, a group of about 8-10 people, most sitting in beach chairs, waved hello to us. They weren't there to charge us for parking. They weren't there to search our bags for stashed sodas and candy. They appeared to be the neighborhood welcoming committee. To make sure we felt welcome. So we smiled and waved back.

Here's a shot of Finney, just before the game, as we tailgated in a grassy parking lot under the shade of a tropical tree as the sun set. Finn's showing us his best pitcher's mound stink-eye.


Just after the teams (the Waikiki Beach Boys and the Honolulu Sharks) respectfully assembled for the national anthem, warbled roughly by somebody's off-key uncle, we went inside.



Although it was unassigned, bleacher-style seating, we got to sit right behind home plate. The shot below was taken from my seat using my regular 18-55 mm lens (not my zoom). We could see -- and hear -- everything. And if I had insults to hurl at the ump, or a funny one-liner to share with the catcher, I could have done so without issue.



But it was a quiet crowd. A subdued crowd. A crowd that didn't do much when someone drove a well-placed single and and earned first base. And nobody heckled anybody -- the ump or otherwise. Honestly, I've heard more of a ruckus at any given Little League game or AYSO match on the mainland. But here? Here, everyone seemed downright mellow.


One of the things I found so spectacular, though, was that they employed a traditional baseball organ (or a pretty damn convincing recorded facsimile) to try to rev up the crowd with cheers. And a dulcet-toned announcer made game-related announcements over the PA throughout the evening. They even had those little plastic noodle things that my children repeatedly and annoyingly slapped together and at each other until they mysteriously fell in between the slats of the rows, tucked tightly under my purse.



In between each inning people chosen randomly from the crowd were able to participate in little races and games for prizes and souvenirs, all the while playing straight man to the team's zany mascot -- "Major Mynah: The Major Bird of the Mynah League," who also made the rounds to pose with all the willing kids...

...as well as those who were mostly willing.



Another thing I thought was just peachy keen was that, instead of having the "#1" foam index finger souvenirs that many baseball teams do, the Hawaii teams had "hang loose" hands, in the Shaka pose.



One of my favorite anecdotes from the evening, though, one that I'm sure I'll keep tucked away for a long, long time, occurred during my trip to retrieve grub for everyone from the Nathan's hot dog vendor. Seeing as it was the only hot dog vendor at the event, this little cart did a brisk business throughout the night. Lines were long and steady, but service was pleasant and appreciative. Very Hawaii.

But the guy in the yellow shirt who doled out the dogs throughout the night did so with such meticulous and methodical care that a simple errand to fetch snacks left me humbled by the God of Little Things.

With gloved hands (his female, bespectacled assistant handled all the cash), he took each hot dog order individually.

Me: "Hi! I need seven dogs, please."

Him: Sideways glance. Pause. Reaches into plastic bun bag, gathers bun, opens bun. Retrieves hot dog from hot water vat using tongs. Puts down tongs.

"What would you like on the first one?"

Me: (Pregnant lady in our party must be served first. It's the universal law.) "Everything but onions."

Him: Picks up mustard, slowly decorates hot dog with mustard. Puts mustard down. Picks up ketchup, slowly decorates parallel strip of hot dog with ketchup. Puts ketchup down. Picks up relish, slowly adds relish to the center strip of hot dog. Puts relish down. Hands me the decorated dog in a little paper hot dog tray.

"And on the next one?"




I'm not sure if he was down to his last three bottles of condiments for the night or not, but this proprietor protected his ketchup, mustard and relish bottles like he was the last living Heinz heir protecting the 57 sauce recipe. Condiments, clearly, were not to be touched and abused by the public.
This wasn't Costco.

So, dog by seven dogs, I barked (sorry) out my individual condiment requests, trying to keep straight the particular tastes of everyone in our group. By the time I got to the last dog, mine, I had him litter jalapenos on the damn thing just because nobody had requested any yet and I felt we needed a grand finale to the show. (And because I love them so.)

Delicately, and with the same metered speed he employed while approaching the first dog in the order, he placed four sliced jalapenos, one by one, on my perfect, live-baseball-in-a-stadium-on-a-warm-Saturday-night hot dog.

And it was god.
I mean, it was good.

By the time the top of the sixth inning rolled around the kids were spent and ready for bed, so we said our goodbyes and headed back to the car -- I'm still curious as to whether or not the remaining fans did the traditional seventh-inning stretch or not, something we'll have to save for next time -- and as we left the parking lot the welcoming committee, still having a great time in their beach chairs, smiled and waved goodbye to us.


And we smiled and waved back.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Friday, November 09, 2007

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

It's Still Got That New-City Smell

After spending many years in a, well, um ... somewhat homogenized social environment, I'm celebrating the fact that we now live in an incredibly diverse cultural locale. The food, the faces, the accents, the traditions, and the languages here in Honolulu are all different, and all interesting.

When I filled out bureaucratic paperwork in California, Spanish would occasionally be offered for those for whom English was a second language.

Here? The paperwork I received from the State of Hawaii Department of Education while enrolling Finn in kindergarten included its main information in English.


Then, in alphabetical order, there was also:


* Chinese

* Chuukese

* Ilokano

* Japanese


* Korean

* Laotian

* Marshallese

* Samoan

* Spanish

* Tagalog

* Tongan

* Vietnamese and

* Visayan.

Four of those don't even use western-style keyboard letters in their alphabet, so the State of Hawaii must have some pretty impressive software programs on hand to accommodate the diversity of characters necessary to enroll schoolchildren across the state.

Folks, I bought one of them there fancy globes from Costco last week, but I STILL don't know where some of those countries are.




But I do know that as I pass many of the Asian grocery stores around town and their distinctive signature scent -- herbal, mostly, subtly infused with slightly rotting fruit -- wafts out the front door, even my two-year old can tell the difference:


"Mommy, it smells like Chinatown!"



Yes, it does, sweetie.

And I'm so grateful it does.


Tuesday, November 06, 2007

The Randomizer

There are nearly 6,000 of us masochists participating in NaBloPoMo this year -- nearly triple the amount of participants from last year.

Just click the fancy little black box below (or in the sidebar column, at right), to see what some of the other folks are coming up with on a daily basis this month.

Betcha they don't have wobbly, poorly lit shots of their kids holding their warm, morning beds hostage at 6:36 a.m.

Lucky bastards.

Monday, November 05, 2007

6:36 a.m.

Some people I know thought 6:36 a.m. was a perfectly fine time to be awake and playful.

In my bed.


Friday, November 02, 2007

Easy Street

I totally slid by in the costume department again this year since Finn chose to go as Darth Vader for the third year in a row and Shea still allows me to dress her in her brother's old costumes.

Surely, the center cannot hold. Next year I'm envisioning severe karmic payback, when both kids request extravagant, detailed costumes to make up for my recent waltzes down Easy Street. I expect lots of hand beading, face painting and the like.
Or I could always try to sell them on the classic simplicity of bedsheet ghosts.


Finn, naturally, loved Halloween. He shifted into second gear on his trick-or-treating strategy this year, realizing that the quicker he moved between houses the more candy he could accumulate. More than once we had to urgently grab the nape of his cape to redirect him to the safety of the sidewalk instead of into the possible peril of the street, so excited was he to advance to the next house and a fuller treat bag.

Focus, little fallen Jedi.

Shea was frightened by some of the scarier get-ups she saw the older kids wearing ("Halloween costumes are meanies!" she proclaimed -- her standard attack against anything she's not particularly fond of), and didn't really understand the whole trick or treating concept. Sure, she was happy to take candy from strangers but in between each house she would ask me, "Mommy, can we go to Halloween now?"



As if HALLOWEEN was a destination, an event, and all this candy grabbing was really cramping her party time and surely her party people must be expecting her by now?



Finally, there was the climactic candy throw, wherein each kid emptied their grab bags out on the dining room table and gushed with glee at their incredible takes. It's ALL MINE! I'm gonna eat this one right away! No, this one! No, wait -- this one! And this one tomorrow, and this one for snack, and this one on Friday, and...




Yup. That's it. This year, maybe for the first time since we became parents, Halloween was actually easy. It was fun. No tantrums, no fighting, no complaining about itchy costumes, no ripping headpieces off, no stopping to breastfeed or change diapers.

I'd better start practicing my beading skills toot sweet.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Expect Many Photos


Yeah, I'm going to try to do it again.

Friday, October 26, 2007

The Great Pumpkins

Last weekend we visited our first real, live pumpkin patch on a farm.

Not just a parking lot covered with hay bales and straw, either, but a place where field after gorgeous field offered up scores of bulbous orange vegetables (fruits? vegetables? fruits? They have seeds on the inside, like fruit, as do tomatoes, which are also often misclassified as vegetables....hmmm).

Anyway, it was a classic Halloween outing, and less than a half hour from the busiest part of the city.

Here, have a look for yourself:












I'm so glad we didn't decide to just get our pumpkin from Safeway this year.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Pooling Around

We've been here for more than three months now and have spent countless hours at the many spectacular beaches around the island.

During that time, however, we've only swam in pools twice. It felt almost like we were cheating on the Pacific Ocean when we did, too, as if submerging oneself in an ocean as beautiful, warm and full of amazing fish as we have surrounding us should ALWAYS take precedence over a dip in chlorinated water aside plastic lounge chairs; anyone can do that anywhere.

But we've had fun during our pool visits. Our first outing was to the over-the-top Hilton Hawaiian Village in Waikiki, where we spent the better part of a day splashing and playing with Finney's old girlfriend, Maya, and her sweet Mom, who were visiting from California.

At first, Finn thought little Maya had moved into the Hilton for good -- that it was going to be her new, permanent home. You know, because everyone moves to Hawaii sooner or later and she just came over a little later than we did, right Mom? And why didn't we get a pool that big, by the way? -- and requested that I organize MANY play dates with Maya in her new palatial digs. He was a bit disappointed, in more ways than one, to later learn she was only visiting the Place With The Awesome Pools and Waterfalls and Turtles and Penguins and Parrots and that we wouldn't be returning anytime soon to see her.

Recently, our new friends invited us to join them at their local health club, where they have a great big pool and jacuzzi. About a minute after we arrived, however, a spontaneous storm erupted right over the club and a bunch of clouds unzipped their bellies and poured out their slippery contents on our heads.

In California, that would have, sadly, been the end of the outing. The rain would have continued to spill the rest of the day, and everyone would have packed back into the car, sulking and dejected. But the great thing about rain in Hawaii? It's usually quite pleasant -- refreshing, actually -- and stops almost as soon as it starts.

So while all the towel jockeys surrounding the pool (and those of us with cameras in hand) sought cover from the rain, the swimmers just stayed where they were. They were wet already, right?







And within five minutes, the rain was pau for the day.






A little bit of rain falls here almost every day -- just enough to keep all the flowers in bloom and the vegetation green.

What a wonderful system Mother Nature has here in the islands -- almost as impressive as the Hilton Hawaiian Village itself.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Honolulu Chinatown







According to the Chinese Zodiac calendar, which rotates between 12 different animals in each full cycle, 2007 is the Year of the Pig. Especially interesting is that many believe 2007 is also the year of the golden pig, an event that comes around every 60 years.

Birth rates in China, where couples are allowed only one child, are through the roof this year because, supposedly, those born under this auspicious sign will be intelligent, healthy and live (plump) prosperous lives. Either way, the pigs around Chinatown are frickin' adorable.

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Things I'm Still Getting Used To

Lest ye think it's all rainbows, leis and waterfalls here, I've compiled a list of things that underscore that even paradise has its quirks:

Humidity. Yes, I've admitted here before that I am a complete and total wuss when it comes to weather extremes. And my hometown certainly spoiled me in this regard -- rarely too cold, and rarely too hot. And little to no humidity.

But, oy, the humidity in Hawaii in late summer is a killer. Oh sure, it reminds me of the many wonderful memories I have of visiting my extended family on the East Coast during the summers. Of splashing in Montague, Massachusetts streams in August. Of July on the lake in Whiting, New Jersey. Of chasing after the ice cream truck in Brentwood, Long Island.

But the buzz of those sweet memories wears off quickly, especially when I crash face first into the reality that we don't have any air conditioning to escape to in our house. Yet.

The post-Costco experience. The things I love about my Costco are plentiful: the abundant Asian/Pacific Islander food staples that many of the folks who live here eat regularly; the friendly and professional pharmacy staff (truly hard to find); the amazingly fresh fish, sushi and sashimi; and the fact that it never seems to be crowded in the store or the parking lot -- even on a Saturday.

What I'm still struggling to get used to, though, is that they don't bag or box up any of your purchases for you at the check-out counter. This means that if you buy 25 different items (and that's a conservative estimate for me most visits), you leave with 25 different containers to transfer to your car and then transfer again to your kitchen. This can be tricky when there are small, slippery items and you're traveling with small, slippery children.


The price of milk. It's $5.00 a gallon here, even at Costco. It can be more at the regular grocery store, and you don't even want to know what 7-11 is charging. Liquid gold.

No curbside recycling. Despite the fact that we're living on a small island with extremely limited resources and space, Honolulu is only this month beginning to offer residents (in two test neighborhoods) a pilot curbside recycling program. What this means is that our bottles and cans and papers stack up (and the fucking sugar ants always find the pile) until one of us can make a run to the nearby recycling center and hurl the whole ant-infested mess into the bins.

Fucking sugar ants. Sure, they're about a third of the size of the standard-issue picnic ants I'm used to from the mainland. Hell, I even called them cute for the first couple weeks here. Now? Now they are no longer cute. I curse them, loudly, as I battle their persistent streams through the kitchen and bathroom daily. They dance and frolic on the totally ineffective ant bait stations I set out for them. I loathe them.

Mullets. And rat tails. On kids. 'Nough said.

Fall Break. As the kids these days always say: WTF? Yes, you've heard of Spring Break, that much-needed week off in springtime when the weather's just starting to warm up again and the kids are thrilled to have a quick week off. Here in Hawaii, though, in addition to Spring Break, Winter Break, and Summer vacation, they have what's called "Fall Break" -- a full week plus one day off from school during the first week of October.

Really, folks, we don't need this. We were just beginning to hit our stride on the whole school routine thing. And this? This is really just a bummer. Couldn't we extend summer by another week (school started on August 1st!) and just skip this strange middle part, hmmmm?

We are so many hours behind the rest of you. By the time I have a free moment to pick up the phone and make a phone call to a friend or someone in my family, it's almost always too late in the day to do so. Since Hawaii doesn't participate in daylight savings, this will get slightly better in late October, when the difference between HI and say, NJ or NC will only be five hours and the difference between HI and CA will only be two hours.

But for now I've got to force myself to get on the phone in the mornings, typically my worst time of day, to chat with friends and family. But after I do I'm glad I did, as it soon becomes a highlight of my day.

EDITED TO ADD:

This cartoon strip, sent to me from Hotel Waikiki (thanks!), says it all.