Marital Bliss

Shea asked me to marry her this morning and I totally said yes.

(Sorry, John.)

I told her to go get herself ready and just as soon as I'd finished the breakfast dishes we'd get hitched.

Here's my blushing bride.

After our brief ceremony, where we held hands on the ottoman and I told her I loved her and she told me the same, we swapped smooches.



Then she called me "prince" and invited me to her "castle" (the tee pee).



The little tart.