Once again, my children remind me of their polar opposition on most topics:
Shea: "Mommy, ______ got a time out in school again today."
Karin: "Oh no. Have you ever gotten a time out in school, Shea?"
Finn: "Me neither!"
Karin: "Good for you guys. It's not cool to get in trouble in school; it's a waste of everyone's time. So remind me again: Why do we go to school?"
(Blurting out their answers at the exact same time:)
Finn: "To learn."
Shea: "So we won't go to jail."