Scheming

OK, here's the plan: When you start screaming for your dinner, I'll start bouncing around in my seat because I desperately have to go to the bathroom. Then, after she's fed you and finished helping me in bathroom, you fill your diaper and I'll knock my dinner on the floor. After she cleans up my mess and changes you, you start that great "hold me now or I'll just die" whine that you do so well and I'll moan incessantly about how much I want my Papa. It'll be great ~ she won't know if she's coming or going. Now let's go make the most of the next two witching hours. Ready, break!