On Top Of The World

Terms Negotiable

FOR LEASE: One precocious yet tempestuous four-year-old girl.

Has been known on occasion to crank call 911. And then deny it.

God, I Love This Kid

Karin: "Finn, be careful playing out front. There are cars there."

Finn, without a hint of sarcasm or attitude:
"OK. Thanks for the tip, Mom."

All Hail The Queen

Finn: "Oooooh, I can't wait to see that new Alice in Wonderland movie! There's going to be so many cool battles, and swords, and bad guys, and good guys and...."

Shea: "And PIGS!"